I'm LIkE, whAAaaaa-?! (WTFFFF!!!!)

On the way to work... I'm like whaaaaaaaaaa--!!!! I notice a guy((not gay)) wearing HOT PINK PANTS!!!!!! HOOOTTTT PINKKK PAANNNTTSS!!!! He dazed me with his bright colors... in a sparkling sunny afternoon. No my eyes didn't deceive me!
UUGGGHHH!!!! Have pity on my eyes!!!! There's a logical explanation why I wear glasses! I don't need a reason to go more blind than I already am! Excuse me while I laugh my a** out please! Hot pink pants with an olive green t-shirt!!! yeaahh, I know.. interesting shade of colors! A definite eye catcher.. boy, does he really know how to catch the attention of the ladiesss! LMAO :D :D

Guyssssss!!!!! UGGGHHH!!!!!!! The most annoying and unsatisfied specimen on earth!!!! Never satisfied with anything!!!!!!! I get to know my friend and my ex are bitching behind my back! I'm like-whaaaaaaaaaa--!!!! And I mean HARDCORE bitching!!! I mean seriously.. both of ya'll GGEEETTT A LIIFFEE!!!! One doesn't know me((no wonder his lady love love left him! Wat a loser!!))... the other knows me and both are so braindead, groundless, baseless, bitter,and bored of their own life that they can't keep their noses out of others' lives! Maaannnnn!!! I so pity them both and laugh my head out when I look at them bitching about me!!!!! 'Coz I know I'll always be ten steps ahead of them! LMMAAAOOOO!!! :D :D

OMMMMGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On the way to work.... passing the bus stop, I see a muslim family.
In fact, I see a man holding a long thick rod((STOP! RIGHT! THERE! U PERVERTS!)) and threatening to beat up his family with the rod if they don't listen to him! I'm like-whaaaaaaaaaa--!!!! Two tiny boys and his wife covered from head to foot in their usual muslim garb!!! The kids frightened out of their wits, huddled up close to their mother, who was also frightened and leaning againt the pole!
Boy! Was I pissed! But funny thing is I know I can't interfere and help them, 'coz tis is bloody India not an Ameircan or European country!
Remind me again why can't we just eradicate the muslims of the world??!!!
Hitler should have exterminated the muslims rather than the Jews!

FOUND YOU.......

Stuck with losers, surrounded by cheap desperate back biting guys((and here I thought females were famous this!)). A repetitive question constantly revolving around my mind, "ARE THERE ANY NICE GUYS OUT THERE??????" I mean all I've ever encountered were losers and the like!
Everywhere I go, they're present, talk dirty and disgusting about the female kind! Who died and made them creatures with superior knowledge and intellect to actually compartmentalize and make judgments? And how dare they categorize and label the female?
Weird isn't it, that the male can do anything his heart desires but if the female does it, it affects his masculinity and his ego! She is designated every single vulgar, uncouth word in the Oxford Dictionary! Common phrases: "DON'T TALK TO THIS GUY", "DON'T WEAR THIS OR THAT", "WHO IS THIS PERSON YOU'RE TALKING TO?", "WHO'S CELL PHONE NUMBER IS THIS?" the questions go on and on....... Funny thing is we aren't allowed to ask even a single question back at them. Yeahhh... this WAS my conceived notion about males((including my ex)) in general.
Wished and wondered and most importantly HOPEEEEDDDDD if there was a guy somewhere out there who'd defy my conception of the typical male.

Just when I decided to give up hope, in the midst of all, I found him!
THE man who made me "screw the rest of the world"<*quoting advise put forth by a friend of mine*> throw caution to the wind and take a chance at happiness that I never realized I'd given up for another. Happiness doesn't begin to describe what I feel about him((blushing right now!))! He makes me feel like the most happiest girl on earth, even thinking about him brings a smile to my face ((like right now! :P)) Basically he makes me feel good about myself and everything that I've never felt before! Funnily he's a good friend of mine . Guess I've always loved him for a long time but on a different level! Talk about a paradoxical situation!!!!
The person I've always wanted, funny, kind (*yeah, the usual cliched phrase :P!*) and did I mention cute?
Boy is he soooo cute or what!!!! Omg! He definitely is completely different from the usual stereotypical losers that I've had the unfortunate displeasure of meeting and associating with!

Best part is: he's in love with meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad I found you and even more glad I came back...... only, to get you!
I love you...........